Was I At Woodstock

1969: A man on the moon, the amazing Mets, Nixon in the White House, Woodstock, and the year I graduated from Will Rogers High in Tulsa, Oklahoma.(Not to say my graduation was of historical significance; just establishing time and place.)

A few years ago marketers were leveraging the 40th anniversary of 1969 with special edition books, album reissues, and another movie: “Taking Woodstock: A Generation Began in His Backyard.”

Apparently those who didn’t come of age in this era have grown weary of hearing about it all; especially Woodstock.

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I was not at Woodstock: the event, but was immersed in the culture of it all, in a pseudo-hippie sort of way. That is to say, I did have all that was de rigueur of the persona: tattered jeans, with their own story if I might add (made that way by hard wear, not the fictional, faux-worn jeans stacked on department store shelves these days), the beads and leather bands, even the Volkswagen Bus. However, fear and good old-fashioned Southern Baptist guilt kept me safely removed from the drugs and free love (to a large degree).

One credo of the day was, “Don’t trust anyone over 40!” Here I am at 62 and my unspoken credo is now, “Don’t trust anyone under 40!” 

A word to those under 40: can you allow us geezers just a few more months of nostalgia? After all, if “they” are to be believed, Woodstock and all was my generation's “defining moment.”

I like to sail. One of the oldest and most trusted navigational methods is called dead reckoning. This is where you take what is called a fix on a known, determined location. Then using a watch and compass you can estimate where you are at any time by advancing that position.

It works great if you were correct about your original fix (or defining moment), and if you’ve reckoned your time, direction, and speed correctly.

No doubt those of us at a certain age remember those days better than they were. You will probably do the same with your wonder years. And, if I’m not misunderstanding the wisdom of Ecclesiastes, there is a danger is this exercise:

Do not say, “Why were the old days better than these?” For it is not wise to ask such questions. Ecclesiastes 7:10 NIV.

So in an attempt to avoid that pitfall, but wanting to define my defining moment, here’s what the summer of ’69 did for me. I did learn to question authority (a key component of the culture), and in doing so, I worked out my own faith and worldview.

Enough reminiscing for now, because in the sage advice of the namesake of my alma mater:

"Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today." – Will Rogers

 

My Father-In-Law the Ass Man

Remember the Seinfeld episode where Kramer mistakenly received a new car tag from the DMV that said "ASS MAN"? It's season 6, episode 20, entitled: "The Fusilli Jerry," so called because Kramer crafts a likeness of Jerry out of fusilli pasta. Turns out the intended recipient of the tag was a proctologist (a word that always makes me squirm in my chair a bit). Kramer has a lot of fun being the Ass Man until the tag mess is cleared up.

My father-in-law, E.J., was a man of well-thought through philosophies. That sounds so much better than saying he was opinionated, right?

I attribute this to the long hours he spent every single day with his girls which numbered near 100, all of which he could recognize better from the backside than the front. He was a dairy farmer and twice each day, beginning in the wee hours of the morning, he would pat these old cows on the rump while placing a milking machine on their full utters then watching the milk flow through glass tubes in to a stainless steel tank. You give a guy hours a day looking at the asses of cows and he's going to develop a worldview.

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One of the things I've looked forward to in the aging process is getting my license to be opinionated and to share my high and mighty view whenever two or three are gathered together. Even though I told myself as a young man, I would never become some cranky, narrow-minded old fart. Maybe it's just that with the passage of time we become more confident in the strength of our convictions.

Now I've promised myself I would, at least on this blog, try to avoid the the opinion-triggers like politics, religion and NCAA conference alignments. So this post is really just my reflection about having and expressing opinions, and being judicious about it because after all opinions are like asses--we all have one. So the quandary is how to have one and not be one.

Are you an ass; man?